Captain Ed Murphy: Wait a minute! Look, maybe these guys can contribute something to this case.
Ernie - Detective: From what I’ve seen of their records, the only thing they do contribute is mayhem and chaos.
Martin Riggs: No, I’m Chaos, and he’s Mayhem. We’re a double act. What are we, required reading, or something?
Lorna Cole: As a matter of fact, you are. It’s a cross between Police Gazette and Mad Magazine.